A Perfectly Naked tale.
Spring was definitely in the air and as Alfred, Lord Tennyson wrote in his poem Locksley Hall “In the spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love”. How very true Roque thought as he gently massaged the 32 day hung fine piece of fillet steak (Wanda loved well hung!) he had just bought.
Roqué had been photographed in their early courtship by Wanda just wearing an apron and a chef’s hat. It was the first image of her new man she showed her mother! Wanda watched as he played with the steak, stroking it and giving it a little squeeze.
She smiled half wanting to be that steak held in his loving hands. With his big chopper, Roqué deftly finely diced the raw & naked fillet. He was preparing a Perfectly Naked dish of smoked jacket potatoes, steak raw and naked tartare and smoked garlic mayonnaise.
Roqué had placed the Cameron stove top smoker on the hob having filled the base with freshly cracked black pepper corns, a sprig of thyme, a couple of cloves of smoked garlic and a splash of red wine.
He took baking potatoes, rubbed them all over with olive oil then rolled them in spices of paprika, oregano, garlic powder and sea salt to crisp up the skins.
For 3 hours the potatoes would be left to cook while he made fresh smoked garlic mayonnaise with sunrise yellow egg yolks blended with Dijon mustard and olive oil from a friends olive grove in Spain.
This dish had perfectly naked ingredients, hot and naked…Roque served it with a gutsy Barolo from his Italian red wine collection. Barolo comes from the Piedmont region of North West Italy and it exclusively made from the Nebbiolo grape.
He had smoked potatoes before for Wanda but then he had used sweet potatoes brushed them with olive oil and gently caressed curry powder and rock salt into their skins. Once smoked they would be opened and treated with lashings of smoked garlic butter topped with naked pomegranate seeds, crushed walnuts, fresh garden mint and feta cheese.
Wanda moved to his side clutching a poetry book and pressing her lips close to his ear she read First Love a romantic poem by John Clare which ends – “ I never saw so sweet a face, As that I stood before. My heart has left its dwelling-place, And can return no more.”
After applying the same massaging hands to Wanda’s perfectly naked body he returned to the job in hand and prepared a Naked Lady cocktail to again seduce his lover. Served in chilled Margarita glasses this Bacardi based delight mixes Apricot brandy, Noilly Pratt, shimmering red Grenadine and the sharpness of fresh lemon juice. Wanda was indeed shaken and stirred as she sat on a big pink cushion & wrapped her lips around the straw and sucked.
The door bell rang and made her jump. It was Roqué’s friend Roderick. He had just picked up his new motor bike and was desperate to show it of. Wanda mixed Roddy a Naked Lady and told him how much she wanted ‘a ride on his bike’ Such a tease… They admired his shining new sex symbol he was so proud off and sent him on his way with a big wave and an horny exhaust note – rawwwww
As the evening shadows spread across the dusky sky they settled down and savoured the delights of a naked chia seed pudding. A sumptuous melee of Almond milk, Medjool dates, chia seeds which were an important food for the Aztecs and Mayans who prized them for their ability to provide sustainable energy and increase male libido, (Just what Roque needed!) the finest vanilla extract, ripe melon and sweet blueberries all blended together to be served – perfectly naked of course.
With love from Roqué & Wanda xx
Create your own scene with great food and sexy fun. Here to help are –
The Italian Barolo red wine is from www.waitrosecellar.com
or Berry, Bros & Rudd www.bbr.com
32 days dry-aged fillet steak comes from www.farmison.com
Chia seeds are available from www.kelkoo.co.uk
Naked Lady Cocktail recipes from www.thespruceeats.com
Best music to get naked to – Donna Summer Love to love you baby
The sexiest perfume is The One by www.dolcegabbana.com – heavenly!