Is your bedroom a dreary sleeping dormitory or a sexy boudoir?
Let’s start – dip your brush into some bright colours of paint. Bright red for seduction, green for peace, deep purple for mystery, passion pink for – well passion of course and orange to share the sunset. A little gold glitter proves a perfect sparkle – and a perfect spark. A Pebeo Fantasy Moon Deco Paint set will do the trick and definitely some toys from Lovehoney and the wonderful Liberator!
Seductive Pictures
Make space for candles, fit a dimmer on the lights. No television, phones or laptops allowed – strictly forbidden or else!
Pictures are essential, choose seductive works –
The Climax by Aubrey Beardsley, or the most erotic ink drawings of Tasche at Artworks.
Mirrors are a great asset in your bedroom, use them to tease and admire.
Afternoon Delight
So is the food – what a great place to eat… Breakfast in bed oh yes, but how about lunch?
Under the covers for a little afternoon delight. After all the Starland Vocal Band made a great hit out of promoting it – checkout the lyrics and then make sure it’s on the play list when you sneak into the bedroom with your lover and a carefully chosen and prepared ‘Lunch Box’!
Sexy Lingerie
This is the time for real sexy Honey Birdette lingerie and your favourite jewels – certainly not naked.
Spread out prawn and smoked salmon finger sandwiches seductively mixed with a Cajun
spiced mayonnaise and pert little cherry tomatoes, a cucumber bitten into whole, a dish of freshly made
guacamole (avocados are a great aphrodisiac) with Italian bread sticks erotically sucked! You won’t want much to eat I guess…
Now open a chilled Côtes de Provence rose and let a little dribble out of your mouth for your lover to kiss off.
Slide out of bed – close the curtains and slide back into your lovers arms. Enjoy a little afternoon delight
as the sun goes down and your hopes rise!
Supper by Candlelight
Moving on, supper by candlelight in your new sexy boudoir is a sure-fire success. When the day’s work is over and it’s time for fun and to relax what could be more exciting than sharing dinner with your lover in bed.
Close the curtains, turn off the world outside and show your love, baby. Add a sprinkle of stardust and some soft romantic music and hey…
Dinner must be carefully chosen. With the duvet scrunched up to make a table bring on a platter from Fish for Thought of oysters, crab claws, big prawns, erect asparagus spears, leaves of bitter chicory and hard-boiled quails eggs to dip into garlic mayonnaise with chunks of crusty bread.
Cut open a couple of large tomatoes, scoop out the flesh and place a tea light inside each one to add to the soft seduction. Dessert needs to be messy – it’s time for slurping and licking.
Homemade banana and coconut liqueur ice cream, made from Bounty Coconut liqueur, creamy cheesecake, indulgent chocolate gateau – you get the picture?
Naughty Knickers
It’s time to put the culinary desires aside and chase the sexual desires – oh yeah!
She is (just) wearing a Redessia baby doll nightdress from NaughtyKnickers (who else) and he has his Cafepress boxer shorts adorned with a union jack – she says he could ‘make love’ for England…time now to prove it…
So we have turned a deary room into a sexual haven, bursting with colour, seductive lighting, erotic music and a place to do much more than sleep.
Night night xx
